Wednesday, December 23, 2009
noch einmal?
So I arrived into Newark relatively refreshed in the grant scheme of things and managed to hold off until 21.30 to go to sleep.
It was a little surprising then when I woke up dreaming in German.
I have no idea where that one came from.
Monday, December 21, 2009
Frugal travels - taking food to the airport
My flight leaves at 0600 (weather willing)--yeah, there was a reason it was so cheap. ;-) However, 0600 actually makes it easier for me, because I'm out of Heathrow in this go round, so I have a quiet overnight of travel, starting at 23.40 from my corner of Essex, with two overnight buses which will deposit me at the door of Heathrow. In some ways it's a lot easier than traveling during the day when everyone is out and about...
One of my biggest frugal irritations is the cost of food in the airport, and that you're a bored and captive audience. How do I combat this issue?
I bring my own food. I pack along food on the assumption that I won't be fed on the plane, or that I'll be stuck at the airport for 12+ hours.
To start, I eat before leaving the house. Tonight I'm out the door at 23.40, so I had dinner and then an additional little meal, along with a beer to boot. So the below rations are what will get me through the next 12+ hours.

Starting at the top right:
-a leftover salad from lunch at Nosh today. They make a nice vegetarian spinach and cous cous with feta cheese and advocado salad. I wasn't overly hungry today, so half of it comes along.
-bottom right - two fried egg whites. Sometimes I boil eggs, other times I fry them. I like a little protein to carry along.
-bottom center - two granola bars. If all goes well, I won't touch these. I carry these along as insurance, in case there is suddenly a freak snowstorm grounding all planes or if the airline somehow doesn't have my veg meal.
-bottom left and center top - marked down goodies from Marks & Spencer. I find M&S's veg options to be top of the line but too expensive for daily use. However, they do great markdowns when items are nearing their best buy as these were. Left is a salad with lots of vitamin goodness for 1.50 GBP, top is a melon mix for 1 GBP. Both were more than half off their regular prices and fit my needs as I will consume them within 24 hours.
-top left - a bottle for water - i've yet to have a problem with taking an empty bottle through security and refilling it from the water fountain on the other side. plus, i don't usually travel beyond the industrialized countries of Europe and the US, so I've not so exposed to water which may cause issues with different bacteria, etc.
What else? Yeah, I carry along a spork and napkins always.
What will I buy at the airport?
Coffee. A black coffee is usually one of the cheapest items anywhere, and I loathe instant.
Back when I lived in Germany, I would tote along a beer or two as that was socially acceptable if you were on the train or stuck waiting at the airport, etc. One could carry along a beer for a fraction of the airport cost and only lose the .08 cents deposit. Now that I'm in the UK I've modified my behavior back to the US style. I may have a beer or two on the way out but I won't carry further and will probably wait until I'm on the (Euro carrier) airplane to (freely) indulge.
Sunday, December 20, 2009
The UK snowman

Saturday the Phillyland area got pounded with 20 inches.
Heathrow is still recovering today from snow delays earlier this week and facing new ones.
With any luck, all of these issues will be cleared by 6 AM tomorrow UK time. :-)
I've left you a few pre-postings as I'm in the air.
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
To the House of Treats!
Countdown to flight time: 4 days
Tuesday, December 08, 2009
More Christmas shopping - homemade bags

Sidenote: When I was home two years ago for the holidays I was still in the autopilot 'I live in Germany therefore I take my shopping bags with me' mode. Most of my relatives found it strangely quaint, and my grandmother backed me up with the sentiment, 'back in the depression we didn't have all of these plastic bags, we wrapped things in reused paper and twine or a reused burlap sack, but we were so poor we barely had anything to wrap or carry anyway!'
I'm not sure how much of this statement was exaggerated, but she enjoyed asking if we were taking along our bags each time anyone went out the door, with a wink to me. It's all good fun so they will enjoy to receive these as gifts.
Monday, December 07, 2009
Terry's money woes and the lack of data security
A few weeks back, Terry's misadventures appeared again, as Terry forgot to pay the water bill and I started to get SMS notices that further action would be taken. Due to the location of the water provider, I now know Terry's geographic region of the country.
Last night, Argos sent an SMS to Mr. Terry (lastname), thanking him for his order and informing him that it would be shipped tomorrow and they would call one hour in advance of delivery. Previously I didn't know Terry's last name, although I did a short first name search on company J's internal phone directory on the chance that I could get a new business number to forward people to, but no Terry's or any such close variations existed in the UK.
Sure enough today an Argos guy calls:
Argos guy: Hi, Argos here, we'll be there in an hour.
Heather: Sorry, I didn't order anything from Argos.
AG: It's a delivery for Terry (Last name)?
Heather: Sorry, that's not me.
AG: We're making a delivery to (Town, Address line 1, Address line 2)?
Heather: Sorry, I live in Essex (the opposite side of London from the address, at least 2 hours away).
AG: Sorry, I may have mis-dialed, I was trying to reach (my phone number).
Heather: Yes, you've reached the right number, but it does not belong to whomever ordered something.
AG: No worries, I try to find them.
Heather: (Good luck, you and the bill collectors.)
So Terry who spent months not paying bills including most recently the water bill is now buying something from Argos.
Perhaps more concerning--I've purposely stayed uninvolved from this situation and without trying I now know the guy's full name and address. It's not easy to see how people commit identity fraud...
Sunday, December 06, 2009
The homemade Christams gifts - knitted items
So when I had the chance to pick up these two items for less than 10 USD together, I did, especially as I can't knit myself. :-)
Thursday, December 03, 2009
The influence of the EU on the UK
As we know, I need to take the UK Driver's test. Background on that one is here and here. While doing a little research, I noticed that they are hiring Driver test examiners in the UK. Most interesting to me is under the 'brief description':
You’ll need to have held a UK or EU licence continuously for 4 years (and with no more than 3 current penalty points)
Well, that's me actually. I've held an EU license continuously for 4 years with no more than 3 penalty points. When I mentioned this to one of my UK colleagues, to borrow one of my favorite German terms, he ausgeflippt.
His key points were:
-There was probably some EU directive forcing the UK to allow other EU country citizens to apply.
-Driver examiners could then come over from other EU lands where they are used to driving on the other side of the road and other types of road signs, etc. Just because they hold an EU passport does not qualify them to examine UK drivers without intrinsic UK road knowledge, and at a very minimum, a UK driver's license.
-->EU Directive 91/439/EEC from 1991 abolished the need for EU community members to exchange drivers licenses, btw, and established that member licenses are fully recognized in other member countires.
-->From this act also: 'The work of driving examiners must be monitored and supervised, by a body authorized by the Member State, to ensure correct and consistent application of fault assessment in accordance with the standards laid down in this Annex'.
Freedom in a small frame, this EU...
Sunday, November 29, 2009
On the way to Germany
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
The frugal Christmas decorations - part 1
Similar to yesterday's topic of a secondhand Christmas, rather than buying one more 'made in China' thing which would clutter up a landfill someday, I decided to buy my holiday decorations from the charity shops here in my corner of Essex.
OK, so there are five of them so I have plenty of choices, and plus, the profits are going to the charity rather than some big non-local corporation.
Behold, my first purchase:

Yes, that's an actual Weihnachtspyramide (Christmas pyramid) from Germany. It was in a German box, no wonder no one here in the UK bought it, it probably looks like the oddest thing if you haven't seen one before. For a mere 3.95 GBP it was mine, complete with the candles (looking a little worse for the wear, but with a price tag in DM!).
The garland was also a recent purchase there. For 2.50 GBP I picked up a gigantic catch-all back of various garlands and strings of tinsel in all sorts of colors and sizes.
I wasn't sure what the cat would thing about the pyramid, or the tinsel for that matter, so it's safely resting on top of the bookshelf being ignored. :-)
Monday, November 23, 2009
The frugal holidays - homemade and secondhand
Thursday, November 19, 2009
The *somewhat* frugal beach holiday in Portugal
The flight and transport:
Living (relatively) near Stansted means that we're somewhat limited in our flight selection. Love them or hate them, Ryanair runs the show over there, so you're hard pressed to find a cheaper flight option, unless it's a country specific one like AirBerlin to Germany.
-I had a few requirements--I wanted to go to the beach.
-Ian had a few requirements--he didn't want to go on (another) 6 AM Ryanair flight, he wanted a more civilized time.
We were somewhat lucky in that we were both flexible on when we could go. We held off until September (the beginning of school sessions), and prices dropped.
I found three cheap Ryanair flights--2 in Spain, 1 in Portugal. We ended up with Stansted to Faro for 83 GBP each, which included all their silly taxes and baggage fees, and a civilized flight take-off time of 09.25.
We skipped parking at the airport because the airport bus is easy to take and parking is expensive. Ten GBP gets you a roundtrip ticket on the nice, direct bus and it leaves you 2 minutes walk from the check-in desks.
On the arriving end, I had pre-booked a reputable transport company [Algarve-365 Airport Transfers (transfers@algarve-365.com)] to take us to and from the Airport to our hotel in Albufiera. They are staffed by UK folks living in Portugal, so our driver was a great source of info on the local area. We didn't want to deal with the hassle of renting a car, or a never-ending shuttle bus run to multiple hotels. So we paid 60 Euros for the roundtrip transport. With two or more people, it's a great way to go.
The Hotel
Now that Easyjet and Ryanair have come to Faro, the surrounding beaches are overrun with Brits. In addition, the market is mainly filled with the gigantic, all-inclusive hotels. We were looking for something a little smaller and quieter.
We ended up choosing the Albufeira area due to its reputation for nice beaches. I searched far and wide for a hotel. I searched through the Spanish sites in addition to see what I could find.
We went with Residencial Mar a Vista, a smaller hotel of five floors located at the top of one of the winding hills. The area is very hilly. It was only 150 metres away from Peneco beach, but it was pure treading uphill at the end of the day. We liked the exercise, so it was great. Five nights came in at 173 Euros total (excluded breakfast) and we didn't see a single Brit there. It was a smaller, cozy hotel set a distance from the loud discos and such. The steep walk ensured that it attracted more of a Portuguese crowd, or some other healthy Europeans.
There was an option to get breakfast for an additional 5 EUR per day, we tried it one day. The difficulty on this point is that I am not a breakfast person, only coffee, so I'm always peeved at the thought of overpaying for coffee only. Ian isn't a huge breakfast person, so we tended to pick him up a sandwich on the way.
If you did happen to be going to this hotel--the site where breakfast is located is beautiful, if you can get the two outside tables overlooking the ocean, but the sun glare off of it is immense. It's nothing fancy for breakfast--bread rolls, cheese, salami, and a choice of cereals.
A much better option--which we did--was to stop at the neighborhood supermarket on our way down the hill. It had all the basic provisions like bottled water, cookies, etc. at a fraction of the cost of the beach stores.
When in Rome...the dish of the region was chicken piri piri, which Ian enjoyed multiple times. At many places it was advertised for 5 Euros for the plate which offered a choice of fries or some or some other potatoes:

For the vegetarians in the party (heheh), options were a little more limited. However, virtually every place offered salads and omelets. I'm not a huge fan of omelets, but they did mushroom ones pretty well:

A lot of places did lunchtime specials. The vacationing Portuguese (and us) were smart enough to get out of the sun from 1130-14.00. The sun was really strong still in September and temps were high 20's. The Brits stayed on the beach and fried to a pink crisp.
Along the way I noticed that everyone was using those floaty things not for paddling around in the water, but for sleeping on the beach:

And there were plenty of places selling them, plus umbrellas, hats, sunblock, etc. all at exorbitant beach prices:

One day, the clouds came overhead ominously and it began to spit rain. There was an exodus from the beach as everyone headed back to their hotels. On the way, beachgoers who were obviously on their way out that night or tomorrow morning started depositing their floating things, umbrellas, etc. next to the trash bins on the beach.
One thing we did enjoy...coffee in Portugal reminds me of coffee in Spain--it's strong and it's cheap. We ferreted out a place near the beach, but off of the beaten path, which seems to be frequented by locals. I sent Ian in, but the woman only spoke Portuguese (score!). I went in and spoke Spanish with her (I was a little hesitant to do this, my Spanish colleagues have given me quite an education about the historical role of Spain in Portugal's history), however, it seemed better than English in this case.
Saturday, November 14, 2009
UK theoretical driving test - done!
I had two UK 'how to get your driving license' books from the library, a printout of the UK Highway code from the the government motoring site, and most importantly, The Official Theory Test for Car Drivers from the UK Driving Standards Agency, the government group who licenses drivers. My version was from the library so it wasn't the latest and greatest version, as well it had plenty of pencil marks of previous borrowers, however, I knew I didn't need this book long term so it was good enough for my purposes. This book is all questions from the test bank, actual questions, almost 400 pages of them.
I had booked the next available appointment at the closest testing site. The testing centers for this theoretical computer test are outsourced centers, so a little different from the US version where they are goverment agencies. My corner of Essex is large so we have one in town, a mere eight minutes walk from my house.
I remember when I turned in my Pennsylvania licence for a California one. I was in San Mateo and the Driver's License office was gigantic. You entered a took a number for the main desk. The main desk looked at your forms and ID and insurance papers or whatever, and then instructed you to take various numbers from machines next to them. The number slips were different colors, and it corresponded to different areas. For my part I needed to convert my PA license to a CA one, to do so I had to take the theoretical test. Then I had to change over my car registration as well once that was passed. The changeover included showing the car insurance paperwork, title, etc. to someone at a desk, as well as the car receiving a once over to insure that it was worthy for CA roads. I had three or four little slips of paper and was there a good two hours or so, but everything was done in that one visit, although I did have a little waiting at each 'station'.
So I showed up 15 minutes early for my 10 AM appointment as the appointment letter suggested. Only in the UK--when you walk it, there is a sign 'please take a seat.' There is no number taking machine. There are already five people there, how would they know who is next? When the man sitting at the desk said next, they all looked at each other, eventually coming to consensus as to whose turn it was after 15 seconds or so. Can you imagine this scenario in Germany? ;-)
After reviewing the Provisional license and the accompanying paper form which travels with it, I was sent to his colleague for a second review. Both of them crossed me off their lists once proof was appropriate. The second colleague was also a little older, both of them looked as if this was a part-time retirement job. She goes through the rules--don't stand up until you are done, please use the anti-germ hand gel here, if you have any issues please raise your hand, etc etc--'and most importantly...good luck!'
I took my seat at my assigned computer and followed along the introductory tutorial. The temperatures were rather chilly, I felt like an egg in the icebox. There are two parts to this theoretical test: Part 1 is 50 multiple choice questions in 50 minutes; part two is 14 'hazard scenarios' where the camera is positioned like you're in the driver's seat in the car going down the road, and you're supposed to mouse click when you see hazards developing.
The first part is nicer than any driving test I've taken in the US, or maybe it's because my US driving tests were 10 years ago (CA) or ahem, *cough*, more than 15 years ago (PA). This multiple choice test was completely touch screen, no mouse needed, and it had such fancy things like 'flagging a question' to return to it later or the option to review all questions at the end, etc.
As I started, I recognized many questions from the book, so most were quick. Plus, I was freezing cold, so not dillydallying on the answers. I went through the 50 questions in 7 minutes. Granted, I was on autopilot on a number of them as they were from the book and some of them are just common sense if you are already a driver.
Sidenote: in the waiting area, I was the oldest applicant by a good 15 years or so. The two young ladies near me were chatting--both had failed this test previously and both have been actually driving on the UK roads since August. Boy did I feel old...and maybe wise with experience, not sure.
I then proceeded to part two of the theoretical test, the hazards. I didn't prepare for this bit at all, but probably should have in retrospect. It takes you through these driving scenarios (which make me a little carsick). The camera is bouncing along, just like you're in a car. In the introduction, it gives you an overview of how it works. You're driving along and it circles the hazards for you. There is a pedestrian on the sidewalk...as she approaches the sidestreet to cross it, there is a motorcycle in front of you nearing the sidestreet. It circles the woman as a traffic hazard as the motorcycle might want to turn left and there will be a pedestrian crossing. (In my corner of Essex, that wouldn't be called a 'hazard' but rather a 'nuisance' and the driver would honk the horn at the pedestrian for slowing him down--but I digress.) It gives you the warning not to overclick or willynilly click, or that scenario will be given 0 points. There is the instruction that there is one hazard per clip, with one clip having two, and that you should click as soon as you notice the hazard, and then subsequently click each time the scenario changes.
Off we go on scenario one. I was giving each clip about four clicks in my quest to not invalidate my scenario. A car is signalling to put into the lane (click). The car pulls into the lane in front of me (click), and on and on we go. A child is playing with a ball on a sidewalk (click), a bird flies through the air in front of the car (no click?).
As I muddle along, I get really bored of this game around scenario five. Click, click, click. One scenario has sheep wandering into the road, it looks like you're driving deep in the Wales countryside or maybe up North in Scotland. I have no idea where the closest sheep field would be to my corner of Essex, but I guarantee it's at least two hours away.
I finish with the scenarios, stepping out into the hallway looking forward to putting on my coat and scarf. The woman checks my id once more and sends me to my locker to retrieve my coat etc. with instructions to then report to the first colleague for the results. He hands me two papers folded up and says, 'I'm not allowed to tell you the results.' As no one was there, I unfolded the sheets to look. He helpfully suggests--It's usually the first sentence.
The pass rate on this test seems higher to me than the US equivalent tests. On part 1, one must get at least 43 of 50 multiple choice questions correct; I had 47. On part 2, one must get 44 of 75 points (5 points is the maximum per scenario, there are 14 of them and one has two), I had 44 dead on, so one less click and I would have been sunk. In retrospect, I didn't click enough for their stringent requirements. For example, there is a puddle on the other side of the road and no cars coming on that side. To me that is not a hazard, but I think on this test it was. Then a car comes toward the puddle--that should have been another click--then the car swerves into my lane to avoid the puddle--ok, so I clicked there. And then another car does the exact same. Who swerves into another lane with a car coming to avoid a puddle??
But anyway, a pass is a pass, so it's on to the second part next, the Practical driving part of the exam. In theory, I could drive as a learner with this Theoretical Pass for up to two years, but my 'non-learner' status under the 'one year as a foreign driver' expires in Feb so you can be sure I'll be working toward that date. :-)
Saturday, November 07, 2009
Frugal side potatoes
I started with the rooftop garden potatoes. I boiled them for 15 minutes and then put them into the roasting pan. I added a bit of onion and garlic (also from the garden). I added half of a leek from the market and a little oil (cost negligible). Full cost of the leek was .75 pence, so we're up to around .37 pence cost here:
Tuesday, November 03, 2009
Technology
Example: bad technology
Southern Water Company sent me an SMS yesterday on my company J provided work mobile--'please contact this number to pay your water bill immediately, it's past due. If you do not contact us further action will be taken.'
Here in my corner of Essex, I'm serviced by Essex and Suffolk Water. Further, that water bill is paid through the property management company who covers the flat and then bills us all back every six months.
Out of curiousity I looked up where this company is located--they deliver water to people across Kent, Sussex, Hampshire and the Isle of Wight. The person who had this phone before me (not at company J), skipped out on some bills it appears. For some weeks I had collection agents calling me a few months back, but once I informed them that it is a corporate registered work phone since February and here is the registered work address, they would usually back off as these bills were coming from before then.
Not wanting to get further bothered by Southern Water Company, I called them to point them in another direction.
Southern Water Co voice: What's your account number?
H: I don't have one...(explains situation)
SWC: OK, let me try to search on the mobile number.....nope, not here. Any chance you have a name or an address?
H: No...I don't know this person, I just received the mobile number later.
SWC: There's nothing we can do.
H: So you're smart enough to send me the SMS messages, but you can't figure out the person linked to that number?
SWC: Not on this system, without an account number or a full name or an address, no, sorry about that.
H: Well, it's not your fault, you didn't design it.
SWC: I would recommend, when you get more of them, just to ignore them.
H: Will this account then go to a collection agency?
SWC: If not paid, yes.
H: ....(eyes heavenward)
SWC: But if you explain, then they'll stop calling. Sorry I can't provide more help.
H: ... Well. you did your best.
SWC: I know I didn't help you so much today, but would you mind to go to a customer service survey to rate my support?
Example: good technology
I went to donate blood here in the UK. I had donated blood over six years ago, when I lived here last. I no longer have the card, nor do I remember the address registered as I do remember giving a work colleague's home address rather than worry about them sending sensitive mail to a corporate flat.
I show up and mention that the last time was over five years ago (as a non-UK resident, on top of it!), so that I probably need to register once again? The woman taps onto the laptop my name and date of birth and manages to find my record.
NHS Woman: Was your home address... (screws up face in concentration)
H: in Wales.
NHS: Yes, and you last donated in (J work city near Birmingham)?
H: Yes, that's me!
NHS: (dryly) I'll assume I should change your home address and donation address to this corner of Essex?
H: Oh yes. When I called the central help line, they mentioned that I would need to register again as a new UK donor, as it was more than five years ago?
NHS woman: They tend to say that, but your name and date of birth is distinct, so possible to find you.
H: And they don't remove the records after they are dormant for a while?
NHS: Only if you ask.
I was pleasantly surprised by that one, that they made this system easy enough to use that this woman was able to locate my six year old record in under a minute, nevermind the huge geographical disparity of where I am now to where I was before. Well done, NHS.
Monday, November 02, 2009
Breaded mushrooms
If you'd like to try some vegetarian recipes which are slightly above basic skills, I'd highly recommend it. I also like that it includes the nutritional info with each recipe, so that you can see what you're getting into.
Below, I tried out 'Mushroom Bites with Aioli' (page 161 in my edition):

On the left are the mushrooms which were dipped in two egg whites and then dipped in a breadcrumb and parmesan cheese before going into the oven for around 15 minutes. On the right is the Aioli. I took some heavy liberties with this one. The recipe suggested 2 egg yolks, garlic cloves, olive oil, and salt/pepper. However, it also suggested a variation to try instead fresh herbs and sour cream instead of the egg yolks. I combined a bit from both ideas and it all came out right in the end.
I know you can get packaged frozen version of breaded mushrooms, but these were so much better than the ones I had like that in Germany or here in the pubs. There is no oil involved in the mushrooms of this recipe so they come out much lighter and it was simple to make. (Excluding the self-inflicted injury Ian suffered while trying to grate the frozen bread into breadcrumbs.)
Saturday, October 31, 2009
'Let's get 'er done'
There are a few simultaneous plates spinning right now so I haven't been online much. The newest is the UK driver's test. I currently have a Germany license (which I brought along), and my US Pennsylvania license (which I received when the PA one handed in to DE expired-PA issues new licenses every four years.)
In the UK, US citizens are given a one year grace period to drive on their home license before getting a UK one in place.
EU citizens can do an even swap from EU licence to UK once, once they've been here for six months, or they can stay indefinitely on their EU one if they prefer.
Even though I have an EU one, I received my German one though an even trade of my American one, meaning--I didn't take any qualification test to get it. The UK therefore does not recognize this license as a true 'EU' one, but they treat it under the one year rule like the US one, that I can drive on it for a year and then must convert it to a UK one.
Someone suggested to me that the UK would never bother to track down in Germany whether or not I did or didn't take the test there. Probably true. However, the application to get the UK license forces one to state whether or not they received this EU license from a test or not, and from where. As a non-citizen in this country who plans to stay here, I don't want to be found lying on government forms. In addition, company J graciously provides me with a company car and insures it for me, they would not be too keen about this topic if I was found to be skirting the law.
I had an American expat colleague here who was convinced that she wouldn't pass the test here and as she was only here for two years she decided to carry on and not get caught. (Yeah, she got into an accident and got caught prior to the two years being up.)
No time like the present to get things rolling. I've purposely waited at least six months to get the rhythm of driving on the opposite side, and to stop clipping the curbs (done). I had to wait a few more weeks as one must turn in their non-UK passport to get the Provisional license, and I had work travel planned.
Expenditures so far:
-50 GBP to receive the Provisional license
-5 GBP to send off passport/application recorded mail
-5 GBP to pre-pay an envelope for them to return it in the same manner.
-31 GBP to pay for the theoretical computer test (test next week)
-practical test fee, still to pay
-a few hours spent reading the UK Highway code, including Friday night. As I've been driving for almost 20 years I'm doing the reading on the cheap by getting out library books. This should be interesting, however; my local driving center has a 38% pass rate on the practical test...
Thursday, October 29, 2009
UK shortage list updates
All things being held equal...assuming you have desire and drive to go and live in another country, there are certainly a lot of opportunities in the UK for 'other' job holders, not just computer geeks (like so often come to the US). For example, on the list are 'exotic' professions such as professional ballerinas and orchestra musicians, but many 'normal' jobs such as nurses, social workers, paediatric dentistry consultants and pipe welders.
These tier 2 permits are skilled worker permits, so a company does have to jump through the hoops of applying for it on your behalf, as well as paying for it, but apparently the UK is lacking in these professions so that the need is justified.
The whole reason I found my way over there, the committee for these released a short update that teachers in special schools and skilled meat boners and trimmers should be added to the list.
So apparently the opening of the EU didn't fill the need for meat workers as predicted. More interesting--meat cutters are on shortage occupations lists elsewhere as well:
Canada - http://www5.hrsdc.gc.ca/NOC/English/NOC/2006/Profile.aspx?val=9&val1=9462
Not yet skilled in the trade? Go to Denmark and learn the skill.
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
From my last trip to Germany

Behind the cars, not crossed out is 'Jetzt' (now)
And because we were stuck in traffic and it amused me:

If you like to lookup plates in Germany to see where they come from, try here. One often sees 'suck' plates on the A3 near Cologne as this combo comes from Rhein-Sieg-Kreis / Siegburg.
Saturday, October 24, 2009
The rooftop garden in October

I love these little potatos...mainly because they're so easy to cook, roasted with a little olive oil, garlic and spices.
Speaking of garlic, I did not get all of the garlic out of the pots, so I have some self-seeders:

I enjoy the green garlicky shoots for cooking, so we'll leave these as is. (As I understand the gardening literature, this isn't the best situation in the world as far as planting goes as the heads are too close together so it will only produce little garlics in the spring.)
And below, the scotch bonnet* pepper enjoying the daytime sun:

Thursday, October 22, 2009
I'm not sure which is most worthy...
1. How I had no water (Monday)
The building management company told me that it wasn't their problem and to call the water company. The water company told me there were no outages and to call the building management company. The assigned building manager only comes in at 9, and no, they couldn't call her in advance. (Why-->do you think she's at home showering or otherwise enjoying her water??)
2. How the cat fell in the toilet in 'Operation Potty' (Tuesday)
(I was aiming to have her do something like this, in case you're curious.)
3. How I got pulled over in my corner of Essex for driving with fog lights on. (Wednesday)
(oops! I rather loathe this car, too many buttons. And it's the first time I've driven in 3.5 weeks.) I would be willing to bet money that he heard my accent and didn't want to potentially get involved with the paperwork of an illegal alien or illegal driver. (Neither of which I am.) He literally sprinted back to his car with a 'thumbs up' sign wishing me a nice evening once he saw to it that the right switch was set.
4. How getting the MOT took 2 hours rather than 15 minutes (Thursday)
...because the third party company J car service outsourcer made an appointment for me at 08.00 for a garage that wasn't open until 08.30 and then didn't do the MOT until 9, but their early appointments were already booked up so I couldn't be scheduled until 09.30. I love outsourcing arrangements! In case you're wondering, it is chilly in my corner of Essex at 8 AM, but not frosty.
I am now off to have a glass of wine and a hot bath...I think I'll be sticking with more frugal posts for the next few days to steer clear of the negativity above. :-)
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Frugal Sunday lunch - a week late
1 large cauliflower + 1 giant bag of brussel sprout greens = 1 GBP
1 bag of brussel sprouts, around 75 of them = 1 GBP
Into this recipe went 1/3 of the cauliflower and 1 bunch of 4 of the sprout greens.
around 10 brussel sprouts went into the mix as well.
Already on hand:
a veg Thai green curry paste similar to this
a dented can of coconut milk, discounted to 51 p
rice and noodles
on sale tofu = 1 GBP
1 scotch bonnet/habenero pepper from my garden (ok, so not a perfect substitution, but in the vicinity)

Lunches made:
4.5 during the week and 1 for the freezer later for work
Estimated total cost:
.20 p for the cauliflower
.13 p for the greens
1 GBP for the tofu
.51 p for the coconut milk
.05 p for the paste
1 GBP for the rice/noodle servings
.15 p for the brussel sprouts
0 for the pepper (garden has already paid for itself)
=3.04 GBP
3.04 divided by the 5.5 meals = approximately .55 p per serving.
Sunday, October 18, 2009
The frugal trip home for the December holidays
Recapping the past few years of holiday travel:
- 2008 - DUS to EWR with Lufthansa (Newark baby!)
- 2007 - DUS - FRA - PHL, PHL - FRA - CGN -with USAir on miles.
I was extremely displeased with USAir's lack on service on this one. The best was when I went to confirm 72 hours in advance and they told me--we cancelled the DUS to FRA leg.
Funny, you didn't call to tell me this. So how to I get to my Frankfurt flight?We cancelled the DUS to FRA leg. (yes, it was a German agent!)
(Sigh) Give me a supervisor please.
The trip was further riddled with incompetence, including the return leg when USAir's International counter wouldn't check me in because the trip was on miles and Domestic wouldn't check me in because it was an International flight. This is why I go to the airport 3 hours early, because USAir is the most incompetent airline and I needed to wait in various lines for 2.5 hours with everyone passing me off elsewhere, unable or unwilling to do anything. There is no customer service desk in Philly, only a 1.800 number. P*sspoor, and never again on USAir, or even a codeshare which is flying on USAir flights.
Moving on...
- 2006 Cologne to Newark with miles (direct!) back in the day when they were running this route.
The only issue with this one was that the route obviously wasn't making enough cash, so they started to cut back from 7 days a week, then 5, then 4...my outgoing was cancelled and the Continental people worked with me to find a decent replacement as I was rather set on my outgoing day. They re-routed me from CGN-EWR to CGN-Paris-PHL on AirFrance. It was the closest I ever came to missing an international flight, because Paris on December 18 was chaotic and we were late incoming. I was the second to last person to walk on the flight, having gone through the last security, and taking off on a run in stocking feet.
***
I was looking forward to moving to the UK because the increased competition on the London to New York market ensured that I'd be paying less than I did from Germany where Lufthansa runs the show. In addition, Open Skies has ruffled the market up a little.
I've been hemming and hawing on booking a flight over the past few months watching the prices go up and down. I was expecting to have to pay over 400 GBP for decent dates. Prices were reaching into the high 500's.
The negotiable items:
-Return date is flexible. Usually I try for Dec 31 because it's hella cheaper than the days around it, and I'm not so big on New Year's partying.
-Philly or Newark or Allentown airports are all possible.
-I can do any London area airport.
-I don't terribly mind connections.
The constraints:
-Dec 17th is the earliest I can leave.
-If I'm coming into Philly or Newark and getting someone to pick me up, I need aim for socialable times (non-rush hour, not post 10 PM, etc.)
-I need to keep in mind the Septa (Philly train) and Amtrak (Newark train) times. A 6 AM departure from Newark can't really be accomodated.
- The best option was looking to be AirFrance for 388 GBP, with a 1 hour 5 minute connection. (ho-ho-ho, I had 0% faith of making that connection.)
- Our neighbors to the North, AirCanada, had a nice selection for 398 GBP, with plenty of flights out of London to Toronto, and then multiples from Toronto to Newark. It became a little pricier for Philly, but I actually like to clear US Customs in Canada. Queues aren't too bad.
- BMI offered as direct to Philly, but it was USAir planes. No thanks.
- United had plenty of options that would ship me halfway across the US in the process. Chicago, Washington Dulles. I got sidetracked here, trying to see what the worst connection was that I could make for a limited cost. (London-Dulles-White Plains, New York-Philly or London-Chicago-Dulles-Newark for 434 GBP seemed to be the winners on that front)
- I checked Air India, for the London-Newark option
What was the final outcome?
I happened to catch a really cheap option on TAP Portugal, which goes London to Lisbon to Newark with superb connections and a nice return time from Newark, on the absolute perfect days. The only negative--it leaves Heathrow at 06.00. OK, for 313 GBP (including all taxes and everything), I cannot complain.
Thursday, October 15, 2009
Happy 8 month UKversary to me
The first time I flew back to Germany was withing six months of leaving; I had carried my deregistering papers in case of difficulty. However, they waved me through and refused to stamp my passport. When I questioned it, they said that they could not as I had the permanent residency sticker. OK.
Now that it's more than six months, upon arrival I expected that their computer would beep and they would ask me if I live there and would note that I'd been gone for months and would stamp my passport. Nope, not at all. I handed the guy the passport, not on the permanent residency page. He then proceeds to flip through it, to find it, and then hands it back and waves me through. Huh.
Upon leaving, the guy asks me for my destination. 'The UK, Stansted'. Alles klar, and back comes the passport, no more questions, and no stamp. Granted I have only three more years left on this passport and I'll need to get a new one, but otherwise it seems that I could come and go willy nilly to and from Germany, with them always referencing the permanent residency even though it's no longer valid.
Odd.
On the Stansted side they continue to question me upon arrival. Their basic minimum question is 'has anything changed in your circumstances since you received this permit?' Um, no. Some of them continue the line of questioning: where do you work, what do you do, how long have you done this, and on and on. When I had the German sticker, the agents in Germany tended not to ask anything, so this is a bit of a surprise, the difference in questioning...
No worries, the next trip out should be back to the US for the December hols.
Monday, October 12, 2009
The week in Germany - a wrap up
I'm very lucky to be able to stay with a work colleague who has a very nice kitchen so I can buy foods and properly cook, instead of having to eat heavy hotel foods. I also consider myself to be blessed, my direct and indirect work colleagues are very nice, so the week was spent doing work while being invited multiple times for a coffee, lunch, etc.
While it was all pleasant enough to visit, I wouldn't really want to live there again.
One night, on the way home, I stopped off at Lidl in Leverkusen. (Leverkusen locally has a reputation of being a bit rough around the edges, working class.) In line behind me was a gentleman wearing the blue overalls of the working class uniform, and a dyed blond mohawk, perhaps 50 years old. As I'm past the queue and at the counter arranging items in my recycled box, he is then next to me doing the same.
He then says to me (in German): Pfui! It's too early for Christmas chocolates!
I have 15 items--pasta, tomato sauce, lettuce, etc. and he's commenting on the one Christmas item I have, a Milka Santa.
In my first few years of living in Germany, I probably would have felt affronted. Even in year three or four I may have stumbled along a response. After year five I think I got into the flow, and apparently, I have not forgotten this necessary attitude even after leaving.
Heather response: Ah yes, I used to lived in Germany, but now I only get to visit from England, and I will not return before Saint Nick day.
(To his credit, he managed to understand my less than perfect German. It's what I always liked about Leverkusen, the people seem a little friendlier to me than Cologne or D'dorf where they seemed personally offended by incorrect grammar.)
Leverkusen man: Ja, but you cannot buy a chocolate Santa Klaus in the UK?
Heather: Yes, but not such nice chocolate like Milka, and not so big, only little Santas.
Leverkusen man: Hmm! Then this is ok that you buy your German chocolate to take back to England...but this is not ok for normal Germans, this is too early.
*****
Well then. In addition, you'll be pleased to know that due to careful packing and AirBerlin's delicate suitcase handling, Milka man survived the trip back fully intact. :-)
Thursday, October 08, 2009
Anglo American Cultural Exchange - with New Friend Ian
Having only ever lived in England (and one small part at that), my experience of other cultures is – shall we say, much more limited than Heather’s. However the other culture I know the best is probably American. (Admittedly this is mainly through watching The Sopranos and 24. Though my Aunt is American). Despite having a reasonable grasp of ‘Americanisms’ there is still the odd occasion when Heather and myself don’t quite get what the other person is saying. For example;
English / American
Anti-clockwise = Counter clockwise
Trousers = Pants
Pants = Panties
Courgette = Zucchini
Aubergine = Egg Plant
Manual car = Stick shift car
Ground floor = 1st floor
Chips = Fries
Large Coke = Small Coke
Petrol = Gas
(Pronunciation)
TomARto = TomAto
OrigARno = OrEGGANNo
The ground floor / first floor caused some confusion, with Heather telling me she had purchased a 4th floor flat, and me thinking to myself, “but the block only goes up to the 3rd floor”. And I will confess to wandering round the supermarket for at least 10 minutes looking for an Egg Plant, without realising what I was supposed to be getting.
With Heather teaching me about American culture and language, I have also tried to educate her with regard to Essex culture. ‘Essex Man’ and ‘Essex Woman’ came to prominence during the 1980’s when Mrs Thatcher made Essex very rich (and simultaneously made a lot of other places very poor). Characteristics of ‘Essex Man’ and ‘Essex Woman’ include the following;
* A desire for designer goods – though tacky rather than quality.
* Hard working – will do anything for a bit of extra money.
* Lack of subtlety – say it as it is at high volume.
* A habit of starting to produce babies in their teens.
* Politically right wing - with a fierce dislike of immigration.
* Big fans of fast food and cheap drink – and all the associated health related issues this brings. (As Heather found the other week when she wanted to buy a size 10 – only to find a lack of size 10’s but plenty of size 16’s and above).
As with all stereotypes – they are exaggerations but based on truth. Heather will often see an especially bad example of Essex Man and comment that they are “my people”. Well….. Yes, I suppose they are! But Essex isn’t really that bad. I wouldn’t live here otherwise.
So hopefully, as the years roll on, Heather will continue to teach me how to speak ‘American English’, and I will continue to try and convince her that not all Essex people live up to their stereotype. It will be fun!
New Friend Ian
Wednesday, October 07, 2009
Book Wednesday: Stuerm vor Englands Torren

This one came from the Hay Castle Bookshop for 6 GBP.
Tuesday, October 06, 2009
Book Tuesday: The Economic Development of Poland's Western and Northern Regions
Why did this one look interesting to me?
It's full of facts and figures, comparing Poland during the war years to Poland in 1961. Especially interesting to me is the overlap between Poland and Germany, including Chaper II. Nationality and Demographic Problems. Knowing the later history of Poland being in the EU, to see how Poland was viewed in 1961 in the post-WW2 years is a nice historical insight.
Monday, October 05, 2009
Book Monday - Best of Enemies
Sunday, October 04, 2009
On the road to DE
I'll be offline for a few days in the office, but I preposted some book choices from Wales over the next few days. In addition, New Friend Ian will make a guest post on Thursday. Be nice to him, he's not a blogger (yet! hehehe...)
Saturday, October 03, 2009
The painted kitchen
Here is the before photo. The chosen color is the 2nd from the left, a slightly mossy green.
The after shot is a little washed out to be able to see the color. However, to get an idea--it's matching the lightest tiles here:
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
The long weekend in Wales

If you're into secondhand bookstores, it's a great long weekend destination. Here is the view from the castle steps:

You're seeing the outdoor shelves next to the castle walls. Lower cost/low interest books are often kept outside with 'honesty boxes' for the 1 pound or 50 p payment for them. (They do get locked up at night.)
And, because it's Wales, we went walking in the hills and saw many sheep:

So how great was the damage to the bank account due to all the books? I tried to keep it minimal, but did manage to find a few. I'll try to do up some photos of them in the coming weeks...
Sunday, September 27, 2009
More peppers!
Saturday, September 26, 2009
From the rooftop garden - peppers!
In addition, when I started seeds in March, I didn't know where I'd be in the summer, so it was a bit of guesswork. However, my bumper crop this year turned out to be the peppers. I went through a picked a bunch of them:

Everything below comes from my rooftop:

As I'm not really fond of peppers (except for the hot ones--the scotch bonnet peppers are the two little light green ones in the middle row, 2nd from the right, next to the tomatoes), I made up a batch of stuffed peppers, froze them, and gave them to someone.
We're having an Indian summer still in the UK so I have more peppers still to come. I've moved them to a sunnier local, now that the sun has moved, so they're getting morning sun until 2 PM. The remaining scotch bonnets are now turning red, as are the chilli peppers. The lettuce is happy with the cooler temps and the remaining tomatoes are turning red. So gardening is on wind down mode, but surprisingly to me, still continuing. In Germany I would usually be down to only one or two hardy tomato plants at this point, with the final containers getting emptied out and put away on the Oct 3rd holiday. Although the UK does have a later start than Germany as nothing really grew much for me in May/June.
Friday, September 25, 2009
The Angry Royale

Thursday, September 24, 2009
my newest adventure->the electricity bill
I returned from Portugal to receive a bill from the local electric/gas company for 973.76 GBP (that's 1,565.39 USD or 1.069,42 EUR-->how do you like that dual comma/dot usage?) for a period from June 6-Sept 14. That rounds out to roughly 3 GBP (3.30 EUR/4.80USD) a day if we want to round it.
Yeah, holy crap. I thought the same, but slightly stronger. I called up some UK colleagues to ask, 'how much do you spend on gas/electricity in this country?'
A colleague who lives in a detached house and works from home (thereby using more electricity/gas) spends 110 GBP a month. As I'm looking at 300+ GBP a month for a tiny flat, something seems off.
With much trepidation, I called the provider. In America, I found the utility companies to be more infallible than the pope. You'll pay what we say you'll pay, even if it makes no sense! That's based on my limited experience of having phone, electric, etc. in DC and California a few years back. Therefore, I was pleasantly surprised to get a human, who upon looking up the account says, 'oh my'.
That was Karl. He was very nice and explained that either the last read (provided by the outgoing owner upon their departure--Heather's mistake #1 here, in retrospect) was wrong, or the recent read by the meter reading people was wrong. His instructions were to go down and read the meter to see if the mistake was the latter, and to look at the house contract I received, to see what meter reading they put in there, as maybe the mistake was instead the former.
'I do like the internet, a lot'.
No--this is like 1.5 year's worth of power--like if you had a roller coaster or maybe a jacuzzi on all the time.
(My power extravagence is limited to leaving the BBC on overnight on a radio in the hallway for Slocombe.)
I called up the property management company, to get access to the communal closet where the electric and gas meters are held. This was on Tuesday before 9 AM, but they could not get here until 10.30 Thursday, go figure. (The use of property management companies on UK owned flats is probably a different post.)
Here comes the amusing part....
We looked at the one marked 'Flat 11' (that's me). It has roughly 4700 on the dial, so that corresponds to the 4500 reading the outgoing owners left. BUT, that serial number does not match the one on my bill, so that isn't right.
We looked for the meter matching my serial number, sure enough, it has the 11k reading which matches the one they are billing me for. So I see their logic--I went from 4500-11k, wowie!
For fun, we turned off the 11k one, to be sure that it is the right one, then I would only need to get the inital read adjusted.
Back up four flights of stairs I run. Nope--lights still shining brilliantly.
Downstairs again. OK--then the serial number on the 11k is wrong, you do have the one marked flat 11.
Upstairs again. Nope!
Downstairs again. It dawns on us that this will not be easy at all. Armed with a mobile phone, we try again.
The property agent systematically turned off the power of each and every flat in this building until I say 'Yes! the power is now off!'
That was, of course, the last meter, the one marked Flat 10. It only has 6700 used, so closer, but not my miserly power usage at all.
So I now have a starting meter reading and an ending one, neither of which applies. (Duh, not only should I have read the meter I thought was mine, I should have turned off the power to confirm, mistake #2.)
Back on the phone with the power people. I try through the direct extension of Karl, but he's busy so it goes to Helen who tries to transfer me to the cross-meter department, but after 10 minutes the hold music ends so I think they lost me.
I call back. Amazingly, I get someone who looks in the notes to see who I was on with, and stays on hold with me until that person is free, popping back every three minutes to tell me he's still waiting. Oki doki, Matt.
I get back to the person who has finally sorted out that this is an already reported issue (perhaps through the other people?) and that Hunan is already looking into this and will call me back.
Um, I've never spoken with Punan? Hunan?
That's ok, she's already researching this serial number, she'll call you back on Monday. She's on holiday.
Um, this bill is due then?
How much is that for?
Almost a thousand pounds.
Yes, I'll get them to put that on hold for you until we can sort this out.
So I can honestly say that I prefer the German flats that I've had, where the meters are located within your flat so that you never have this odd issue. However, I was amazed that the electricity people here (and the call centers are in the UK in case you're wondering--the one I was dealing with today was in Leicester--because I'm so noisy that I ask) were so pleasant and actually able to think, and not just pure call center personnel. That was an interesting cultural thing for me today.
So for now, stay tuned. I can't wait to see what Hunan/Punan has to say when she calls on Monday! Off to investigate solar options now...













