This is published in response to J's post above making it Christmas Market Monday, so more photos than I would usually do. If you don't want to listen to my whiney rants, then scroll directly to the bottom of this post for the Christmas market photos.
4. Schloss burg
Or Sb as I shall now refer to it is a castle that is located perhaps 25 min away from me, by car. It is between Cologne and D'dorf. If you're interested in German castle history, see here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schloss_Burg
However, we're all about the markets today. I coerced D. into coming along for the adventure, because what is schlepping on various buses to a castle tucked away yet overrun by tourists, if not an adventure? Here is the main castle site: http://www.schlossburg.de/
It's referred to as an 'Adventsbasar' instead of a 'Weihnachtsmarkt' and supposed to be more of a medieval market so I left the reindeer antlers at home.
I had researched the bus options. It's a little difficult to get to the castle because it is in Solingen, not near anything else except hotels and restaurants that exist for castle visitors. So the buses that are going there will go there and turn around and come back. It's not en route to anywhere else, so buses are somewhat limited. Why all of this bus talk? Because I spent at least an hour on Saturday morning researching how to get there by public transport, on top of the ridiculous amount of data I already have stored in my head about the local public transport here.
Why is it so difficult you ask? Because you require either a degree in transportation logistics or law to figure out the bus rules and tariffs sometimes. I am in the VRS network which includes Cologne. Schloss burg is in Solingen which marks the beginning of the VRR network which includes D'dorf, Dortmund, etc. Because Solingen is a border town to VRS, if you are coming from nearby in VRS, you can get a ticket that will get you all of the way there without having to do multiple tickets for multiple buses. So bottom line, the best deal was to get a region 3 group day ticket which covers up to 5 people, even if we were only two.
Since I had done all of the bus ticket/schedule research, D. was in charge of getting the ticket from the driver. It was a little complex, he understood what we wanted, but it seems not to be a common request so he had to keep trying to work his ticket machine to get it to produce what we wanted. 'You go to Cologne?' 'no, Solingen--Schloss burg' 'Ah, ok. Have fun.'
We were on the first bus which took us out of the tiny town of B. where I live. We then hopped a second bus which put us in Wermelskirchen where we needed to wait for the third bus to the Castle. Because these are two different transport networks, the routes are not timed and the castle route is limited, so we had 40 minutes to kill in the middle of no where while we waited. I amused myself by taking a photo of the most decrepit bus stop in German, but that will be a different post. Anyway, we finally made it. Here is the photo of walking up to the castle:

This market is only for one weekend, so there were plenty of visitors. However, the castle grounds are quite spacious, so it did not feel crowded at all.
We walked around a little to see the grounds while it was still light out. There was a huge line to get inside the castle, so we left the inside part for a different trip.


Also on the castle grounds is the Seilbahn: http://www.seilbahn-burg.de/ which is basically like a ski chair lift that you can take from the castle hill down to the next town. I started referring to it as the 'seat bahn', but it was pretty cool:
















